von Hottie: The Blog

THURSDAY NIGHT!

von Hottie and Little Lord (a theater company)

invite you to a

SECRET CRUSH VALENTINE PARTY!!!

Thursday, February 10th, 8pm-midnight

Bowery Bar & Grill

(40 East 4th Street, NYC)

Discounted drink specials, raffle prizes,candy, crafts, obscene amounts of V-Day schlock, hot hot heart action and a chance to make it happen with your secret crush!

Featuring performances by NYC cabaret chanteuse Mira Stroika
Comedy by Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting
and the dance party stylings of DJ Drew Citron

Raffle prizes include:
Lagunitas Beer!
Tickets to Shakespeare in the Park!
A back massage from von Hottie!

$10 donation*

*all proceeds benefit Little Lord’s production of JEWQUEEN

RSVP and info here.

♥ ♥ ♥ von Hottie’s Secret Crush Set-Up Service ♥ ♥ ♥

1)Tell von Hottie who your Secret Crush is. Don’t worry, you’ll remain anonymous.

2) von Hottie sends a very personal and very persuasive invitation to your Secret Crush, inviting them to the SECRET CRUSH VALENTINE PARTY.

3) Your Secret Crush attends the party, breathlessly awaiting your reveal … and the rest is up to you!