von Hottie: The Blog
31/10/2009
Time Out New York Naked Shoot
I’m not even sure what the best part of today was …
- The 10 people getting into 1950s cocktail hair, makeup & wardrobe in my apartment in only and hour and a half!
- The journalist hanging out in my living room, sipping prosecco & jotting down everything everyone said.
- Running to the bathroom yelling, “I’ve got to wash my nipples!”
- Putting on the pasties and then triumphantly exclaiming, “Check out my nipple flowers!” They were lacy. I was excited.
- Opening the door wearing a very little wrap and hot rollers, expecting to see one of my friends but instead seeing the UPS man. Whoops.
- Getting a case of prosecco delivered to my apartment before everyone arrived.
- Opening 3 bottles before the shoot. Opening 6 after.
- One of my friends saying, “You’re one of 4 people that can coax me out of my self-absorption.”
- Raiding my fridge for Girl Scout cookies, which got everyone very excited.
- Handing a hanger full of pearl necklaces for my friend to carry across the street to the photo shoot.
- Arriving at the location, standing half-naked while my friend stitched pearl necklaces on me.
- Needing 12 packs of pearl necklaces opened immediately. Screeching, “I need assistance” and having everyone rush over and form this beautiful little sweatshop assembly line. Then apologizing profusely for having yelled.
-Reminding everyone they were all on “vag patrol.”
-Waddling over to the couch for the shoot, covering my woo-hoo with a red glitter heart.
- Liz blowing bubbles in my face.
-Looking around and realizing I’d convinced 9 people to hang out in cocktail attire while I was naked, and they all seemed to think it was a great idea, too.
-Looking over at my wife, realizing she wasn’t a theater person like the rest but she really pulls through her stage fright when I need her.
- Amanda being referred to by the photographer as “Crying Girl On the Left”
-Kate’s amazing playlist she made in the car on the way to my apartment.
- The photographer asking me to switch up poses and trying to figure out how to change my look without disrupting the delicately draped pearls. I settled for head angles. The shoulders had to remain stationery.
-The powder girl had the softest powder brush. I wanted to marry it. I kind of purred every time she powdered me.
- Walking back across the street to my apartment, wearing only a robe, 15 lbs of pearls and heels, surrounded by my von-tourage.
- And then, getting everyone drunk in my apartment and making all their Girl Scout cookie dreams come true.
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30/10/2009
shoes
pearls
Tomorrow, von Hottie will be wearing these two things … and a smile.
Video posted at 01:21
27/10/2009
You might see something similar to this in Time Out New York in November.marydear:sugar-hips-ramblings:modfetish:fetishdesign:moonweed:
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20/10/2009
» von Hottie whole-boob-edly endorses the Shock Absorber sports bra
Click the title to read all about it!
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19/10/2009
» The treadmill is the new runway
von Hottie won the weekly prize on SocialWorkout.com for her blog post on turning the treadmill into a pageant runway. Click the title of this post to read all about it.
Link posted at 15:51
14/10/2009
I have to just “like” this ‘cause Tumblr won’t let me “marry” it.The Dolly Sisters
-via gladtoseeyou
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10/10/2009
Three young ladies picket in front of a huge cutout of blonde Marilyn Monroe at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater where “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” is showing.
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09/10/2009
FREE MAMMOGRAMS
October 17th is National Mammography Day.
Thanks to this article from CBS’s The Early Show, von Hottie has found a great list of places that offer free mammograms. von Hottie urges you and your loved ones to get a mammogram if you are over the age of 40 and/or have a family history of breast cancer. If you are under the age of 40 and at an average risk of breast cancer, you should be getting an annual clinical breast exam by a physician and performing a monthly self exam.* Feel yourself up! You and your boobies are worth it!
Sign up here for annual mammogram reminder.
Sign up here for a monthly self exam reminder.
RESOURCES FOR FREE MAMMOGRAMS**:
Please note: Some mammography facilities are offering free or low-cost mammograms on October 17th or throughout the entire month of October.
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The American College of Radiology - Search for these facilities in your area. The facilities that are participating will be listed with a pink ribbon designation.
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Local Susan G. Komen Foundation Affiliate: Komen affiliates raise money to help local underserved women obtain breast health services. The affiliate will have a listing of organizations to which they have granted funding, so call to see what services might be available in your area. To locate your nearest affiliate, log onto the Komen Foundation Web site.
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Planned Parenthood Clinics: Women can make an appointment for all types of low-cost or free health services, including breast health, with the clinic nearest them by calling 1-800-230-PLAN (800-230-7526).
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YWCA Encore Plus Programs: Services are provided on a sliding scale. Screening mammography is available to women 35 years and older who are medically underserved. Call 1-800-95-EPLUS (1-800-953-7587).
- CDC’s National Breast and Cervical Cancer Early Detection Programs: Offer low-cost mammograms and clinical breast exams to women between the ages of 40-64. States are legally able to narrow the age range, so call your state to find out if you are eligible for this program. They may also have information about other facilities in their area for younger women. Call toll-free 1-888-842-6355 (select option 7) or log onto the above Web site for information specific to your area.
In New York City:
*von Hottie is not expert. This information was taken from the Susan G. Komen for The Cure website.
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How to give a horizontal breast exam.
Just a reminder from von Hottie to give yourself or your partner a breast exam. It’s easier and more fun when you’re lying down!
Video posted at 16:58
08/10/2009
von Hottie’s Russian sent her macaroons! We won’t dwell on the fact that he ate the first batch he meant to send.
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02/10/2009
» p.s. The workout iMixes the kids are making on SocialWorkout.com are amazing
Click the title above to view. You can download them all from iTunes by clicking on the individual posts on Social Workout.com
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von Hottie wins the Time Out New York Naked Contest, with over 4,000 votes!
von Hottie’s devoted public has spoken! With over 4,000 votes, von Hottie was declared the female winner of the Time Out New York Naked Contest. The photo will appear in a November issue.
Thank you to everyone who voted for von Hottie!
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29/09/2009
As a small token of appreciation for all the countless hours you spent on Time Out’s website, voting for von Hottie in the Naked Contest, von Hottie has made you this short video. Enjoy!
As soon as the results of the contest have been posted, we’ll let you know.
Video posted at 02:06
24/09/2009
The last 100 days of 2009 - a challenge
von Hottie wants to know - what are your goals for the last 100 days of 2009.
Sandyliz, my friend from SocialWorkout.com, has issued a challenge to herself of 10 goals to complete in the last 100 days of 2009.
I am inspired. For all the curveballs 2009 threw at all of us, I’d like to finish off the year strong. Here are the next 100 days of von Hottie:
“No matter the destination, happiness is the way.”
That’s what the 7 train subway announcer said as Mo-rizzle and I pulled into Times Square.
1) 100 pages written (on any of the following: full-length play, one-act play, romance novel, nonfiction book proposal, von Hottie show)
2) 200 von Hottie 2010 calendars sold
3) 50 submissions (grant, project, sponsorship proposals, auditions, wacky press stunts, etc.)
4) 1 mile run. I don’t run. This is a big deal.
5) 20 sexytimes (making out included). NO JUDGEMENT. You judge me, I kick you off the internet. Sexual health is essential to your overall well-being.
6) 100 people attend my awesome von Hottie 2010 calendar launch party.
7) 3 essential doctor appointments completed, including the dentist. YIKES!
8) 100 days of things that make me happy, from wearing pink panties to dancing at stoplights.
9) 100 days of paying attention to my family. I’m horrible at calling them back.
10) 100 days of doing nice things for other people. Opening doors, smiling, leaving love notes, etc.
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16/09/2009
von Hottie’s Pinup Playlist is up on Socialworkout.com!
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