von Hottie: The Blog
05/12/2009
THIS IS WHAT 170 POUNDS LOOKS LIKE.
von Hottie made this in response to this Julia Allison post, just for some perspective, and hopefully to encourage other people to cut themselves some slack.
von Hottie tried to measure herself on a scale of badass, but the damn numbers didn’t go high enough.
Photo posted at 01:04
03/12/2009
Winners of the von Hottness Award!
Congratulations to SocialWorkout.com and Mamma Pole for winning the First Annual von Hottness Award! The Awards were presented last night at von Hottie’s 2010 Pinup Calendar launch party at SuperDive Bar in NYC. What a raucous event!
Read what SocialWorkout.com has to say about winning the award here.
Pictures to come. ;)
Text posted at 16:18
30/11/2009
Introducing the von Hottness Award!
(Pictured: The Golden Booby, designed by Jesse Hathaway)
The First Annual von Hottness Award will be presented to an individual and an organization on December 2, 2009 during the von Hottie 2010 Pinup Calendar Launch Party. Event details here.
About The von Hottness Award
The von Hottness award is an annual prize awarded by New York pinup and guru von Hottie which recognizes organizations and individuals who display “von Hottness.” von Hottness is defined as a spirit of infectious optimism, a celebration of the infinite value in being true to oneself and a desire to embolden others to live fearlessly and joyously. Qualities of von Hottness include self-confidence, graciousness, fortitude and the ability to inspire others to challenge themselves.
The individuals or organizations that display von Hottness promote a supportive environment within their communities and encourage self-confidence and personal achievement. They are supportive of others, foster the health of the individual spirit and recognize that through creating a better self, one creates a better world.
The von Hottness Award will be presented during a ceremony at the annual von Hottie Pinup Calendar Launch Party. Winners will receive a specially designed trophy affectionately named, “The Golden Booby.”
About von Hottie
Part pinup, part human graffiti, von Hottie is a New York moment incarnate. From SoHo to Times Square, von Hottie spontaneously decorates the urban landscape in an arranged marriage between grandeur and the pedestrian. As a guerrilla performance artist, von Hottie blows a kiss to the glamour of yesterday, winks at modern celebrity culture, rubs up against the digital age, and charges New York City by the hour.
Mission
As a one-woman global empire and international brand, von Hottie promotes and inspires “von Hottness.” von Hottness is a spirit of infectious optimism, a celebration of the infinite value in being true to oneself and a desire to embolden others to live fearlessly and joyously. Through her live appearances, pinup calendars, advice blog, apparel line and vast internet presence, von Hottie dispenses sassy pearls of wisdom and promotes self-confidence, humor, kindness, and fortitude as tools for leading a rip-roaring life.
Text posted at 14:21
25/11/2009
von Hottie : Female Winner of the Time Out New York Naked New Yorker contest
On newsstands now! Pg. 118 of Time Out New York.
Photographer: Greg Endries
Stylist: Anne Grosz
Photo posted at 03:21
18/11/2009
» von Hottie's WHITNEY Running iMix
von Hottie is not a runner. She does not like to run. BUT, a Whitney Houston playlist has changed her life.
“I want to run to youhoooohoooo!” Who are you? Who knows but von Hottie is running to them!
Click here to download the iMix
Link posted at 01:16
16/11/2009
Please save the evening of Wednesday, December 2nd for the party celebrating the release of the von Hottie 2010 calendar!
Photo posted at 14:21
12/11/2009
Sassletic & von Hottie won a gift certificate to Salt restaurant in NYC for completing the Eat.Sweat.Blog challenge on SocialWorkout.com!!!
Photo posted at 01:47
09/11/2009
von Hottie: what's really waiting at the end of the rainbow
Dear von Hottie,
we made friends with 6 new gay men in the past 2 weeks. Six!!! it’s an embarrassment of riches. and we owe it all to you.
Love, XXXX
Text posted at 15:40
31/10/2009
Time Out New York Naked Shoot
I’m not even sure what the best part of today was …
- The 10 people getting into 1950s cocktail hair, makeup & wardrobe in my apartment in only and hour and a half!
- The journalist hanging out in my living room, sipping prosecco & jotting down everything everyone said.
- Running to the bathroom yelling, “I’ve got to wash my nipples!”
- Putting on the pasties and then triumphantly exclaiming, “Check out my nipple flowers!” They were lacy. I was excited.
- Opening the door wearing a very little wrap and hot rollers, expecting to see one of my friends but instead seeing the UPS man. Whoops.
- Getting a case of prosecco delivered to my apartment before everyone arrived.
- Opening 3 bottles before the shoot. Opening 6 after.
- One of my friends saying, “You’re one of 4 people that can coax me out of my self-absorption.”
- Raiding my fridge for Girl Scout cookies, which got everyone very excited.
- Handing a hanger full of pearl necklaces for my friend to carry across the street to the photo shoot.
- Arriving at the location, standing half-naked while my friend stitched pearl necklaces on me.
- Needing 12 packs of pearl necklaces opened immediately. Screeching, “I need assistance” and having everyone rush over and form this beautiful little sweatshop assembly line. Then apologizing profusely for having yelled.
-Reminding everyone they were all on “vag patrol.”
-Waddling over to the couch for the shoot, covering my woo-hoo with a red glitter heart.
- Liz blowing bubbles in my face.
-Looking around and realizing I’d convinced 9 people to hang out in cocktail attire while I was naked, and they all seemed to think it was a great idea, too.
-Looking over at my wife, realizing she wasn’t a theater person like the rest but she really pulls through her stage fright when I need her.
- Amanda being referred to by the photographer as “Crying Girl On the Left”
-Kate’s amazing playlist she made in the car on the way to my apartment.
- The photographer asking me to switch up poses and trying to figure out how to change my look without disrupting the delicately draped pearls. I settled for head angles. The shoulders had to remain stationery.
-The powder girl had the softest powder brush. I wanted to marry it. I kind of purred every time she powdered me.
- Walking back across the street to my apartment, wearing only a robe, 15 lbs of pearls and heels, surrounded by my von-tourage.
- And then, getting everyone drunk in my apartment and making all their Girl Scout cookie dreams come true.
Text posted at 04:40
30/10/2009
shoes
pearls
Tomorrow, von Hottie will be wearing these two things … and a smile.
Video posted at 01:21
27/10/2009
You might see something similar to this in Time Out New York in November.marydear:sugar-hips-ramblings:modfetish:fetishdesign:moonweed:
Photo posted at 01:22
20/10/2009
» von Hottie whole-boob-edly endorses the Shock Absorber sports bra
Click the title to read all about it!
Link posted at 00:04
19/10/2009
» The treadmill is the new runway
von Hottie won the weekly prize on SocialWorkout.com for her blog post on turning the treadmill into a pageant runway. Click the title of this post to read all about it.
Link posted at 15:51
14/10/2009
I have to just “like” this ‘cause Tumblr won’t let me “marry” it.The Dolly Sisters
-via gladtoseeyou
Photo posted at 00:46
10/10/2009
Three young ladies picket in front of a huge cutout of blonde Marilyn Monroe at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater where “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” is showing.
Photo posted at 16:30
